THE LEGEND OF THE KIMCHUCKAEVERY GOLFER HAS EXPERIENCED THE MOMENT.YOU STEP UP TO THE TEE, LINE UP THE SHOT, TAKE A CONFIDENT SWING — AND FOR A BRIEF MOMENT EVERYTHING LOOKS PERFECT.THE BALL LAUNCHES BEAUTIFULLY INTO THE AIR. THE CONTACT FELT PURE. THE TRAJECTORY LOOKS PROMISING.THEN SOMEWHERE BETWEEN OPTIMISM AND REALITY, THE BALL BEGINS ITS QUIET MIGRATION TOWARD THE TREES, THEDEEP ROUGH, OR THE DARKEST PART OF THE COURSE.THAT MOMENT HAS A NAME.IT’S CALLED A KIMCHUCKATHE WORD WAS BORN FROM WEEKEND GOLFERS WHO UNDERSTOOD THAT GOLF IS AS MUCH ABOUT HUMOR AS IT IS ABOUT PRECISION. IT CAPTURES THE EMOTIONAL ARC EVERY AMATEUR GOLFER KNOWS: CONFIDENCE, ANTICIPATION, AND THE SUDDEN REALIZATION THAT THE BALL HAS CHOSEN ITS OWN ADVENTURE.KIMCHUCKA CELEBRATES THE REALITY OF THE GAME — THE GOOD SHOTS, THE BAD SHOTS, AND THEUNFORGETTABLE ONES THAT END UP SOMEWHERE DEEP IN THE WILDERNESS.
Live / Applied — New application — not yet assigned to an examiner (as of 29 Mar 2026)
What this means for you
Not registered yet, but its 29 Mar 2026 filing date beats anything filed after it. If it registers, the owner can stop confusingly similar uses in the classes it covers.
Record
- Serial number
- 99731384
- Mark type
- Stylized text
- Filed
- 29 Mar 2026
Goods and services
- Goods and services: Golf Novelty, Golf terms, Golf Tournaments, Golf Balls humor, Golf slang,
Owner
- Dennis Lee Allsopp, Dunstable, MA, US
Prosecution history
- 29 Mar 2026 — APPLICATION FILING RECEIPT MAILED
- 29 Mar 2026 — NEW APPLICATION ENTERED