FAST AS F##K
Live / Allowed — Published for opposition (as of 10 Feb 2026)
What this means for you
Approved and waiting on proof of use. It will register unless the applicant drops it, and its 21 Aug 2025 filing date already counts against anyone who files later.
Record
- Serial number
- 99349242
- Mark type
- Stylized text
- Filed
- 21 Aug 2025
- Published for opposition
- 10 Feb 2026
Goods and services
- Class 014 — Jewelry: Metal key chains; Key chains; Plastic key chains; Leather key chains; Retractable key chains; Fancy key chains; Charms for key chains; Imitation leather key chains; Non-metal key chains; Key chains of precious metal; Key holders being key chains; Key chains, not of metal; Key chains and charms therefor; Key chains for use as jewelry; Key chains for use as jewellery; Fancy key chains of precious metal; Non-metal and non-leather key chains that may be used for self-defense; Key rings, key chains and charms therefor; Non-metal and non-leather key chains; Key chains comprised of split rings with decorative fobs or trinkets
- Class 016 — Paper goods and printed matter: Holographic stickers; Wall stickers; Reusable stickers; Removable stickers; Personalized stickers; Stickers; Bumper stickers; Automobile stickers; Vehicle bumper stickers; Children's wall stickers; Stickers and decalcomanias; Albums for stickers; Stickers and transfers; Magnetic bumper stickers; Chalkboard label stickers; UV DTF stickers; Stickers for cars; Stickers for automobiles; Motor car stickers; Vehicle tire lettering stickers; Decorative stickers for cars; Stickers and sticker albums; Vehicle tailgate lettering stickers; Decorative stickers for helmets; UV direct-to-film (DTF) stickers
- Class 025 — Clothing: Clothing jackets; Shirts and short-sleeved shirts; Shirts; Tee shirts; Rugby shirts; Golf shirts; Fishing shirts; Hunting shirts; Camouflage shirts; Knit shirts; Body shirts; Hooded sweatshirts; Sweatshirts
Owner
- Sascha Von Schwarzburg, STERLING, VA, US
- Sascha Von Schwarzburg, STERLING, VA, US
Prosecution history
- 10 Feb 2026 — OFFICIAL GAZETTE PUBLICATION CONFIRMATION E-MAILED
- 10 Feb 2026 — PUBLISHED FOR OPPOSITION
- 04 Feb 2026 — NOTIFICATION OF NOTICE OF PUBLICATION E-MAILED
- 14 Jan 2026 — APPROVED FOR PUB - PRINCIPAL REGISTER
- 14 Jan 2026 — EXAMINER'S AMENDMENT ENTERED
- 14 Jan 2026 — NOTIFICATION OF EXAMINERS AMENDMENT E-MAILED
- 14 Jan 2026 — EXAMINERS AMENDMENT E-MAILED
- 14 Jan 2026 — EXAMINERS AMENDMENT -WRITTEN
- 11 Jan 2026 — ASSIGNED TO EXAMINER
- 09 Jan 2026 — NEW APPLICATION OFFICE SUPPLIED DATA ENTERED
- 21 Aug 2025 — APPLICATION FILING RECEIPT MAILED
- 21 Aug 2025 — NEW APPLICATION ENTERED